$190 USB cable from Vertu

Some gems in the post from Rob Beschizza at BoingBoing:

Vertu has long specialized in calculator-display brickphones that look like dragon poo rolled in gemstones

Though the company’s future is uncertain—Nokia is reportedly trying to offload it—Vertu still understands the communication needs of oil wives and drug dealers better than anyone

Here’s the cable. It’s standard issue USB, not even gold plated or adorned with crystal.